Disposal: A Novella
by Jeff Strand
Summary:
Meet Frank, a truly reprehensible human being. An egotistical sexist morally vacant scumbag who gets off on committing armed robbery. The kind of creep whose smirk you want to rub off with razor blade-laced sandpaper.
But when he robs Gretchen at gunpoint, he'll get a lot more than the twelve bucks in her cash register. She makes him an offer he can't refuse: Kill her husband in exchange for sex. The problem is that her husband is hard to kill. Really hard to kill. Like, the bastard just won't frickin' DIE!!!
Lots of bad and occasionally disgusting things happen.
Disposal is the latest demented comedy from Jeff Strand, author of Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic, and other sicko stuff. He's also the author of the critically acclaimed thriller Pressure, although Disposal isn't much like that one.
Unlike your average obscenely overpriced hardcover limited edition novella, Disposal doesn't try to rip you off by giving you ONE measly little foreword. Hell no. We know that you expect more from an obscenely overpriced hardcover limited edition novella, and so Disposal contains TEN extremely unpleasant and mean-spirited forewords by Michael A. Arnzen, Mary Janice Davidson, Christopher Golden, Rick Hautala, Brian Keene, Gregory Lamberson, Mark McLaughlin, James A. Moore, James Newman and more*!!!
So get ready to spend some quality time with an absolute sleazebucket. Disposal. It could very well be the finest tale you'll read all year. If not, you'll get over it.
Format: Novella & Lettered Edition (Out of Print)
- Limited to only 400 autographed hardcover copies. This is one of three novellas by Kealan Patrick Burke, Jeff Strand & John Paul Allen.
- Limited to 26 copies leather bound in black with red hotstamp. Boxed in leather with book ribbon.
Reviews:
"No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." - Cemetery Dance
"Strand has 'cult author' written all over him, and you owe it to yourself to check him out." - Hellnotes